“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months overanalyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened… or you just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on."
“People have decided how they are going to perceive her. No matter how many times she smiles, they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.” - Robert Pattinson
I’M SORRY BUT I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS
wow, it’s almost like she was acting like a vapid, emotionless, shallow, dead-inside character in Twilight because, you know, that’s what Bella is.
wow. acting. what a thought.
"I wanted to be your first love just as much as I wanted to be your last, and that fucked me up more than anything."
never thought i would actually like something from Shakepeare…but this line is genius
Yo I don’t even care if 97.3845% of the stories on here are made up y’all are creative as fuck and have me laughing more than anyone irl A+++ job keep on lying and doing your thing